In fact, the only thing here at all seems to be an old fishing rod lying down by the shore. There’s no shelter to protect you from the elements, nor even any food to eat. For a place called Heaven, it sure doesn’t feel much like paradise. No pearly gates, no choir of angels to greet you-just a couple of palm trees and an annoying little bird to keep you company. When you first awaken in the afterlife, you find yourself on a tiny deserted island in the middle of the ocean. Good news: at least you made it into Heaven!